Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
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