like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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