I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Randomize
