Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
This guy smelled his armpits before trying to approach me at the bar
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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