I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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