yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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