We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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