ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
guy from last night has fluorescent crocs in his closet. judging by the rest of his clothes he doesn't wear them in an ironic way
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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