Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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