never play flip cup with pint glasses
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
Randomize
