Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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