Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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