Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
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