well I can't set my house on fire every night
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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