i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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