I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
He yelled at me to keep it in my pants and I replied with I will fuck your roommate as much as I please. Oops
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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