I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
this will be a night to untag.
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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