just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
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