There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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