South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
You sending me our unborn, unfertilized babies' names is not what I envisioned when you said you'd "drunk text me later".
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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