I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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