ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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