there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
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