I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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