We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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