just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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