I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
We're not piercing ourselves today.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
Chick in the reindeer getup puked on Baby Jesus last night. But then she bought us all empanadas so she's cool.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
Randomize
