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God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
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