Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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