She went from zero to smokin in five shots
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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