i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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