The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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