fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
I gave him a handjob in the uber car. Life is really spiraling downwards.
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