are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
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