I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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