Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
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