If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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