maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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