Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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