at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
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