But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Are we still banned from the library?
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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