We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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