my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
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