He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
for once I'd like a one night stand where I don't meet the guys mom or wife in the morning
i think we sleep fucked last night...
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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