This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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