There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
You installed a beer holder in the shower?! You're the best roommate ever!
... That's a shower caddy.
I believe this is a toe-mate-toe vs. toe-maut-toe situation.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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