I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
meet me or not, i'm out of control
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
Randomize
