Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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