Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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