see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
worst night to have a conscience
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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