Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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