she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Randomize
