some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
OHMYGOD I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED JERKING OFF AND MY MOM BUSTS IN AND HANDS ME A BABY WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON IN MY HOUSE JESUS H CHRIST!
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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