I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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